8 Hilariously Spot-on Quotes about Beer

1. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza – Dave Barry.

drinking on the real ale trail

2. Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world – Kaiser Wilhelm.

3. People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot – Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI.

4. “There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others.” – Bill Carter.

5. I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night – Greek proverb.

6. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder – Kinky Friedman.

7. I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror – Sid Vicious.

8. I was in my local pub the other night. I said to the landlord: “This beer is flat, warm and full of sediment.”. He said: “You’re lucky – you’ve only got a pint. I’ve got a bloody cellar full” – Les Dawson

Shropshire Real Ale Trail route